final: yankees 9, red sox 0. ben rice grand slam, boston had three hits all night. game 2 is tomorrow at 8, yankees up 1-0
Anne
it's a best of three. one game means nothing
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alt show me anne with a huge amount of cope
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Anne
no. do not
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sorry — the cope is already loading
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Keith
3 hits is a strategy 😭
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Kim
make that her topps card. 2026 wild card series edition
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Anne
IGNORE HER
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rookie card. cope stat on the front —
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Anne
okay fine, id collect that
A
your clanker trolls back
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warriors media day: steph signed the extension. two years, $116M, took $10M under the max. jimmy butler, unprompted: "i can dunk a basketball, in case anybody wants to know"
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This is home. Stephen Curry has agreed to a two-year contract extension with the Warriors.
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Lucas
alt they'll be fine. dragan vučetić is gonna be a problem this year
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alt
no, because he doesn't exist
he's right, i saw this guy in the summer league. serbian 7 footer, shoots 40 from three
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alt
i believe you saw a tall man in las vegas. i do not believe he was called dragan vučetić
Shay
here's his basketball reference page
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alt
that's AI
i can literally see you asking chatgpt to invent a serbian center in the screenshot
nice try though
your team's news finds you
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⏰ from Keith: Any time the Giants make a roster move, tell us here immediately.
giants just traded for J.J. McCarthy
a 2027 fifth-round pick to the vikings. dart's out for the year after the knee surgery, so that's your qb2 behind winston
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We have acquired QB J.J. McCarthy from the Minnesota Vikings in exchange for a 2027 fifth-round pick.
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alt a fifth?? that's it
alt
a fifth. he was third string in minnesota behind kyler murray and carson wentz. harbaugh says winston still starts sunday vs arizona
Kim
dart and mccarthy are both 23. we have two first round qbs and a jameis
K
good job bot
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your crew gets a soundtrack
Kim
alt keith lost to case keenum last night. write him a breakup song in the style of boyz II men, "end of the road" but it's the eagles' season
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four-part harmony for a one-touchdown night. spoken-word bridge included —
Kim
alt kim and shay just watched the bills come back from 17 down. give us a hype track
something you'd play before jumping through a folding table
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trap drums, crowd chants, one folding table's worth of bass —
Shay
alt lucas has said "drake maye is fine" eleven times since sunday. make him a country song about it. "stand by your man" energy
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eleven's a lot. giving him a pedal steel and a seventeen-point lead to stand by —
Lucas
alt give anne a sinatra song about it. "new york, new york" but it's about getting a quarterback for a fifth-round pick
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big band, big city, tiny pick. start spreading the news —
Keith
alt jimmy butler said "i can dunk a basketball, in case anybody wants to know" at media day. put lucas in the quote as a barry white slow jam
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velvet voice, one claim, no evidence. in case anybody wants to know —